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RF13 Receives Black Flag for Antics in the Forbidden Zone

Post by toratora » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:39 pm

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Avast ye landlubbers!! Twenty-two year old Romano Fenati got in touch with his inner twelve year old today during the Moto2 race at Misano when he decided to instruct his mate Stefano Manzi with a lesson in the proper application of hydraulic leverage.

Race direction saw fit to award Fenati the coveted black flag which he is sure to be waving proudly this 19th of September for the upcoming International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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RF13 Receives 2019 Reprieve - No Plank Necessary!

Post by toratora » Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:39 pm

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After an arduous exposition of his soft parts in front of the Federal Tribunal, Roman Fenati has been granted a stay of moto-racing license execution. That long skinny plank shall be reserved for other shark infested outings.

Originally RF13 was to be stripped of racing privileges for an eight month term prohibiting his participation in the beginning of the 2019 activities. However, due to Roman’s profuse and eloquent groveling assuming full responsibility for his actions the prosecutor deemed a one third reduction to a mere five months was an appropriate adjudication for the moto misconduct.

We don’t want to nail Roman to the cross, and yet we don’t want to pretend nothing happened. Some misbehaved racers ask for forgiveness, and some do not.” - Federal Prosecutor (very crude transliteration)

Essentially this implies that RF13 can apply for a license in spring of 2019 as is the normal procedure for all GP racers. He still has to find a team to hoist his Jolly Roger which is no small task, but then again any treasure worth seeking is going to be a challenge.
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Re: RF13 Receives Black Flag for Antics in the Forbidden Zone

Post by conradin » Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:31 pm

He should have been banned for all professional motorcycling on the continental level for at least a year. Go back to race in Italian championship, its called "re-education".
I now hope that at least MV will not take him back.
I refrain from using Italian choice words for him.
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Re: RF13 Receives Black Flag for Antics in the Forbidden Zone

Post by toratora » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:39 pm

It’s rather important to know what happened previously to RF13 pulling his idiotic stunt. It didn't come out of nowhere, and there exists significant precedence in GP of this same pedantic procedure.

It’s also quite worthy to listen to what the top tier of GP riders had to say about it. Nearly all of them, including MM93 felt that the punishment did not fit with the misplaced action on RF13’s part.

In this highly politicized environment where we have IQ4.5 Tweeting all manner of manure people readily just jump to uninformed conclusions condemning people even to death for what is really nothing more than variations on typical human behaviors.

What FR13 did was incredibly stupid, but not worthy of destroying his entire career. Anyone that thinks so is also guilty of being incredibly stupid. An unfortunate state all of us humans seem very capable of expressing under these conditions.
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Hoist the Jolly Roger Fenati Sets Sail for 2019

Post by toratora » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:39 pm

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Crutchlow was stunned today when news broke across Pirate Radio that Fenati would soon be setting sail in 2019. “The seas aren’t big enough for the both of us” Cal screeched during the social media questions.

The Pirate Bay claimed that all rumors inferring they were pulling Cal’s primary sponsorship were nothing more than the squawkings of an old bird. “Cal’s been an upright privateer all season. He would have captured more booty if he had the same IMU program as Marc. That code wants to be released” Gottfrid Svartholm Warg was heard to grumble in the background squalor. Svarty, as he is called by his collaborators, co-founded the stormy site of free data known as TPB back in 2003.

Fenati felt a bit put off that Cal was once again liberating the lime light. “It's always about him, isn't it” Romano was noted to groan during the press conference. “Don’t people want to hear about me and Snipers getting back together? Ten wins in Moto3! Ten wins! That’s more fortune than Cal ever plundered, and next season when I return to the Moto3 deck I’ll be taking the brakes off. Avast—TPB will be asking me to hoist their Jolly Roger.”
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