Cal was rendered speechless
Crutchlow was stunned today when news broke across
Pirate Radio that Fenati would soon be setting sail in 2019. “The seas aren’t big enough for the both of us” Cal screeched during the social media questions.
The Pirate Bay claimed that all rumors inferring they were pulling Cal’s primary sponsorship were nothing more than the squawkings of an old bird. “Cal’s been an upright privateer all season. He would have captured more booty if he had the same IMU program as Marc. That code wants to be released” Gottfrid Svartholm Warg was heard to grumble in the background squalor. Svarty, as he is called by his collaborators, co-founded the stormy site of free data known as TPB back in 2003.
Fenati felt a bit put off that Cal was once again liberating the lime light. “It's always about him, isn't it” Romano was noted to groan during the press conference. “Don’t people want to hear about me and Snipers getting back together? Ten wins in Moto3! Ten wins! That’s more fortune than Cal ever plundered, and next season when I return to the Moto3 deck I’ll be taking the brakes off. Avast—TPB will be asking me to hoist their Jolly Roger.”